Essays Archive
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Fear Wins
Posted on November 22, 2010 | 1 CommentNext, someone will suggest that it's acceptable to search people in the airport parking lot. After that, why not the Airport Marriott? -
The Perils of Early Adoption: Nook color
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No CommentsMy Nook is an avocado colored refrigerator. -
Lower the Drinking Age; An Argument
Posted on October 8, 2010 | 4 CommentsResponsible alcohol consumption is a part of everyone’s social education. Why then have we taken the power to educate children about alcohol away from parents? -
Immigration; Fantasy and Reality
Posted on September 30, 2010 | 6 CommentsReal Americans cherish freedom above all else, right? Well cowboy, freedom means competition. Man up, Real Americans. Earn your jobs. -
A Few Thoughts on Gay Rights
Posted on September 22, 2010 | No CommentsWhich part of gay marriage violates the sanctity of straight marriage? It’s like saying my blue car undermines the innate, God sanctioned redness of your car. -
Old Money vs New Money
Posted on September 22, 2010 | 3 CommentsWashington is there where he belongs, grimacing up at you. It feels right. That’s a dollar. Stop fighting it U.S. Treasury. -
Irony Constitution Day
Posted on September 17, 2010 | 2 CommentsLaugh if you’re a liberal or rant if you’re a conservative; all Americans should be concerned about a government so flawed that a 59 vote majority in the Senate isn’t enough to stave off obstructionism and gridlock. -
The Hottest Sports Reporter in Mexico
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No CommentsWe must not diminish the importance of these issues by canonizing Ines Sainz, her vanity, or the zealots who would use them both for their own benefit. -
An Easy Outrage
Posted on September 8, 2010 | 1 CommentWe need to gain perspective. Just because the 24-hour news engine needs fuel doesn’t mean we have to inhale the exhaust. -
Netflix Streams to iPhone
Posted on September 2, 2010 | No CommentsTwenty minutes later I'm home, sitting in front of my TV, watching Chief Brody turn oxygen into fruit punch as Jaws streams through my Xbox... in HD.