Human Writes Archive

  • March 10, 2011

    March 10, 2011

    Do better America. Do better news media.

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  • March 8, 2011

    March 8, 2011

    Trent Reznor, who once hit me in the face with a water bottle, is an Academy Award winner.

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  • March 4, 2011

    March 4, 2011

    You don't provide health care to someone because it is their right, you do it because it IS right, and not just for the sick person, but for our society as well.

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  • February 25, 2011

    February 25, 2011

    Take your lumps Democrats. Let the people see what they get when they elect zealots.

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  • January 26, 2011

    January 26, 2011

    The Constant Inconstant had its biggest month yet. I'm not sure how to explain it, or what to think about it. It's like getting a round of applause for shutting up.

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  • December 13, 2010

    December 13, 2010

    My mother was proud of her big, tacky tree, and if you didn't like it, you were welcome to go and drink someone else's egg nog.

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  • December 10, 2010

    December 10, 2010

    Rom, the new refudiate.

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  • December 8, 2010

    December 8, 2010

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  • December 7, 2010

    December 7, 2010

    I were a horoscope writer, I would advise you to put off any big decisions for a few days. The moon is obviously in the rising star's rear anti-whatever this week.

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  • November 30, 2010

    November 30, 2010

    I cut the smack out of my right index finger a couple of days ago and the bandage makes it almost impossible to hit one key at a time. Also, my filet o' finger protests the abuse.

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