Human Writes Archive
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November 25, 2010
Posted on November 25, 2010 | No CommentsHappy Thanksgiving everyone. Eat some pie for me. I'll be eating some for you. -
November 22, 2010
Posted on November 22, 2010 | No CommentsThings I used to be proud of are now sources of embarrassment. -
November 18, 2010
Posted on November 19, 2010 | No CommentsIf I hadn't learned to type, I would still be bagging groceries. -
November 17, 2010
Posted on November 17, 2010 | No CommentsI saw a headline recently that said something like "Hole Found in Plane." -
November 16, 2010
Posted on November 16, 2010 | No CommentsNovember 16, 2010 Why is it that every time I type 2010 I accidentally type out 2110 first? Surely it’s some sort of learning disorder or evidence of concussion damage or something. I do it every time. Maybe I’m really from the future, but lost... -
November 3, 2010
Posted on November 15, 2010 | No CommentsNovember 3, 2010 I’m having steroid withdrawal. My head is throbbing, my heart is pounding and the itching has started again. This is what happens when you try to exert control over nature. From now on, my back yard is where the wild things live.... -
November 1, 2010
Posted on November 15, 2010 | No CommentsNovember 1, 2010 A reader question: “What’s your favorite book, Jack?” That is an impossible question to answer. Do I love Hitchhiker’s Guide more than Dubliners? I can’t compare the two, though thinking about it I am tempted. As I Lay Dying or Return of the King? The Old Man... -
October 31, 2010
Posted on November 15, 2010 | No CommentsOctober 31, 2010 The boy looked cute in his costume, though he never made it much past the front step. There didn’t seem to be any point to trick or treating as he neither speaks nor eats. I would have been the one trick or treating.... -
October 29, 2010
Posted on November 15, 2010 | No CommentsOctober 29, 2010 There is nothing good about 4 AM. The newspaper isn’t even here yet. Yes, I still get a newspaper… or rather, get one again. We stopped it for a while after my dad died. It seemed silly to be paying for yesterday’s,... -
October 28, 2010
Posted on November 15, 2010 | No CommentsOctober 28, 2010 When I bought this new Mac, I ordered MS Office pre-installed. I like new things, but I recognize that I can’t live without Word anymore. As it happens, I ordered the 2008 version of Office just before the release of the 2011...