Op-Ed Archive

  • Irony Constitution Day

    Irony Constitution Day

    Laugh if you’re a liberal or rant if you’re a conservative; all Americans should be concerned about a government so flawed that a 59 vote majority in the Senate isn’t enough to stave off obstructionism and gridlock.

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  • The Hottest Sports Reporter in Mexico

    The Hottest Sports Reporter in Mexico

    We must not diminish the importance of these issues by canonizing Ines Sainz, her vanity, or the zealots who would use them both for their own benefit.

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  • An Easy Outrage

    An Easy Outrage

    We need to gain perspective. Just because the 24-hour news engine needs fuel doesn’t mean we have to inhale the exhaust.

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  • Economics, A Rant in F Major

    Economics, A Rant in F Major

    Isn’t money sitting around in giant piles indistinguishable from firewood? Money at rest is money wasted. If you aren’t growing, you’re failing, right? Isn’t that business? So now this guy is telling me that, in order to make rich people richer, I have to BRIBE them with tax cuts and deregulation first? Go fu...

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  • Fear and Loathing in Lower Manhattan

    Fear and Loathing in Lower Manhattan

    This is not a “teachable moment.” We learned this when we were children… and small children at that.

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  • Now at a Middle School Near You: Cash for Grades

    Now at a Middle School Near You: Cash for Grades

    For twenty dollars, students can buy twenty test points, to be used ten points at a time, on any two tests. This scheme, suggested by the parent advisory council and endorsed by the principal, is intended to replace last year’s failed chocolate fund-raiser.

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