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  • The Hottest Sports Reporter in Mexico

    The Hottest Sports Reporter in Mexico

    We must not diminish the importance of these issues by canonizing Ines Sainz, her vanity, or the zealots who would use them both for their own benefit.

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  • An Easy Outrage

    An Easy Outrage

    We need to gain perspective. Just because the 24-hour news engine needs fuel doesn’t mean we have to inhale the exhaust.

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  • This Just In: The Half-Naked City

    This Just In: The Half-Naked City

    The preferred method of media coverage was a whipped up controversy over semi-nudity and morality that often included man-on-the-street interviews with passers-by, featuring parents with their children when possible, in front of the offending objet d'adverte.

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  • Now at a Middle School Near You: Cash for Grades

    Now at a Middle School Near You: Cash for Grades

    For twenty dollars, students can buy twenty test points, to be used ten points at a time, on any two tests. This scheme, suggested by the parent advisory council and endorsed by the principal, is intended to replace last year’s failed chocolate fund-raiser.

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